I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY
(Source: connor-frantas, via i-do-nothing-all-day-long)
pretty little liars season 5 summary
liars: ali just tell us the truth
liars: we can handle it just-
liars: ali seriously just-
liars: ali we aren’t done we-
"You are beautiful. Own it. Walk like your hips move mountains."
- unknown (via zeppelin-child)
(Source: mother-of-beasties, via srizzledrizzle)
"How are your grades?"
"What are you majoring in?"
"Have you got a girlfriend?"
"What do you want to do when you graduate?"
book one: professor mcgonnagal and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
book two: professor mcgonnagal and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
book three: professor mcgonnagal and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
book four: professor mcgonnagal and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
book five: professor mcgonnagal and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
book six: professor mcgonnagal and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
book seven: professor mcgonnagal and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD
That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….
And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.
Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?
Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place.
And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door
"Was this the kinda guy who if you heard glass breaking in the middle of the night he’s gonna jump outta bed and say stay here and go looking through the house naked with a baseball bat? Or is he gonna hide under the covers with you? …Is this the kinda guy who is gonna get grossed out when you give birth or is he gonna dry your forehead and tell you, you look beautiful while all that disgusting stuff is coming out of you?"
- Danny Castellano (The Mindy Project)
Jeremy: The key, Mindy, is to find a man who you are attracted to but don't respect and can't see a future with.
Mindy: Draco Malfoy.
Jeremy: Someone not fictitious.
The Mindy Project, Season 1
"I am a hot, smart woman, with an ass that doesn’t quit."
- The great Dr. Mindy Lahiri, teaching me confidence, The Mindy Project Season 2 (via introspectivepoet)
(Source: tvfanatic.com, via introspectivepoet)